Unleashing Your Inner Ricky Ricardo
What do you do you when you're a Latina and your non-Latina coworker keeps patronizing you in Spanish? According to Latina Magazine Columinst, Dolores Dice, you unleash your inner Ricky Ricardo:
Next time she asks you "¿Cómo estás?" give her the old Ricky Ricardo fast-and-furious riff:
"Estoybiengraciasaunquemedueleunamuelaytúcómoestás
esperoquebienaydiosmíoestamujermiraqueselodigoyselodigoy
siempremepreguntalamismabobería" - or something like that.
Hopefully you both can have a laugh about it. One way or another, I think you should explore your feelings of discomfort about being addressed in Spanish.
An excerpt from the April 2007 issue of Latina Magazine.